narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

(Source: wesleysnopes)

183,967 notes

obesitycore:

id like to thank my laggy wifi for this miracle 

obesitycore:

id like to thank my laggy wifi for this miracle 

14,309 notes

concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

image

(Source: hotwinger)

106,376 notes

howaboutdisney:

this movie is so underrated but why

(Source: yzmas)

5,881 notes

calenheniel:

What goes through my mind every time I watch this scene.

35,924 notes

The Host Club realizes Haruhi is a girl!

(Source: spikspiegel)

34,558 notes

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

88,000 notes

aureat:

if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years

18,073 notes

shaymew:

carryonrnywaywardvagabond:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

poptarts are candy ??? ? ? ?? 

those are not candy I am sorry to inform you

shaymew:

carryonrnywaywardvagabond:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

poptarts are candy ??? ? ? ?? 

those are not candy I am sorry to inform you

24,476 notes

h3adphonez:

it makes me feel better knowing she’s an assassin

(Source: corneliapornelia)

97,614 notes

brispeak:

professorfangirl:

roane72:

tsuki-chibi:

twcflorkin:

melissaxl0ve:

deadlyflashesofgreen:

ohheyitsbrandon:

thebacklot:

This is the most unexpected ad for lube that you will ever watch

Oh.

Ohhhhhhh

It was cute

I actually really like this ad.

That was the fucking sweetest thing ever.

Wow

So unabashedly romantic.

This is one of the best ads for anything ever.

77,638 notes

limitbreak-eventhorizon:

limitbreak-eventhorizon:

I try to imagine myself in situations where I have to be very respectful to my elders but all I can imagine is

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i have accepted my fate

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