birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

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becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

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littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

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asmilinggoddess:

professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same”

and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh no….oh no”

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newyorksjojo:

spookingdemons:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME


Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

newyorksjojo:

spookingdemons:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

(Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial)

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christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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stratogender:

ahoneyjumbleutopia:

stratogender:

ok but consider this: nonbinary superheroes

"are you a man or a woman?"
"I’m a hero"
"What gender are you"
"Super"

A+

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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

I mean, 

  • Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
  • They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
  • They live right by the kitchen.
  • Their head of house teaches herbology.
  • “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
  • Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

THIS TAG OMG.

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rowenamarion:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

imawkwardandyourecute:

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

On your left

Who wins in a fight between Batman and Superman? 

The Marvel Movie playing one screen over. 

(Source: beamingcas)

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: hawkbishop)

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tobaccoes:

sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

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713-4th-ward-g:

whosurdaddynj:

wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy

Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.

713-4th-ward-g:

whosurdaddynj:

wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy

Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.

(Source: gurukennedy)

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