I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA
they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!
NO AND ITS BULLSHIT
YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS
poptarts are candy ??? ? ? ??
those are not candy I am sorry to inform you
This is the most unexpected ad for lube that you will ever watchOh.
It was cute
I actually really like this ad.
That was the fucking sweetest thing ever.
So unabashedly romantic.
This is one of the best ads for anything ever.